Last Friday, 28 October 2005 06:02:00 PM -0700

This web page constructed because

and
                         
to do the same because

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy 
 you just hoped nobody ever found out!

Stop the flush

and

This is one item that if ever found, it
needs to be destroyed before it multiplies!